Barkley Anyone?

Rumors abound, the date is unknown, finishing rates are ridiculously low, wimps and those with huge ego’s need not apply. I’ve heard stories of grizzled, tough, ultra runners being brought to tears and crying for momma.

"THE BARKLEY WILL SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG"

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